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Pirates of the Caribbean - The
Curse of the Black Pearl (2-Disc Collector's Edition) (2003)
Plot Outline Pirate
Jack Sparrow sets out to save a governor's daughter from fellow
pirates, with the hopes that it will give him the opportunity
to regain the ship that was stolen from him.
Plot Synopsis: Pirates of the Caribbean is a sweeping action-adventure
story set in an era when villainous pirates scavenged the Caribbean
seas. This roller coaster tale teams a young man, Will Turner,
with an unlikely ally in rogue pirate Jack Sparrow. Together,
they must battle a band of the world's most treacherous pirates,
led by the cursed Captain Barbossa, in order to save Elizabeth,
the love of Will's life, as well as recover the lost treasure
that Jack seeks. Against improbable odds, they race towards a
thrilling, climactic confrontation on the mysterious Isla de Muerta.
Clashing their swords in fiece mortal combat, Will and Jack attempt
to recapture The Black Pearl ship, save the British navy, and
relinquish a fortune in forbidden treasure thereby lifting the
curse of the Pirates of the Caribbean.
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You won't need a bottle of rum to enjoy Pirates of the
Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, especially if you've
experienced the Disneyland theme-park ride that inspired it. There's
a galleon's worth of fun in watching Johnny Depp's androgynous
performance as Captain Jack Sparrow, a roguish pirate who could
pass for the illegitimate spawn of rockers Keith Richards and
Chrissie Hynde. Depp gets all the good lines and steals the show,
recruiting Orlando Bloom (a blacksmith and expert swordsman) and
Keira Knightley (a lovely governor's daughter) on an adventurous
quest to recapture the notorious Black Pearl, a ghost ship commandeered
by Jack's nemesis Capt. Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), a mutineer desperate
to reverse the curse that left him and his (literally) skeleton
crew in a state of eternal, undead damnation. Director Gore Verbinski
(The Ring) repeats the redundant mayhem that marred his debut
film Mouse Hunt, but with the writers of Shrek he's made Pirates
into a special-effects thrill-ride that plays like a Halloween
party on the open seas. Aye, matey, we've come a long way since
Jason and the Argonauts! --Jeff Shannon
Product Description
From producer Jerry Bruckheimer (PEARL HARBOR) comes PIRATES OF
THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL, the thrilling high-seas
adventure with a mysterious twist. The roguish yet charming Captain
Jack Sparrow's (Academy Award(R) Nominee Johnny Depp) idyllic
pirate life capsizes after his nemesis, the wily Captain Barbossa
(Geoffrey Rush), steals his ship, the Black Pearl, and later attacks
the town of Port Royal, kidnapping the governor's beautiful daughter
Elizabeth (Keira Knightley). In a gallant attempt to rescue her
and recapture the Black Pearl, Elizabeth's childhood friend Will
Turner (Orlando Bloom) joins forces with Jack. What Will doesn't
know is that a cursed treasure has doomed Barbossa and his crew
to live forever as the undead. Rich in suspense-filled adventure,
sword-clashing action, mystery, humor, unforgettable characters,
and never-before-seen special effects, PIRATES is a must-have
epic on the grandest scale ever.
Review: No plane needed, enjoy the ride at home
I have never ridden the Disney ride and I don't think I need to.
All I need is this DVD and someplace to watch it. I saw this in
theaters 6 times because it was so good and I have been anxiously
awaiting the DVD. People say women like this movie because of
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, and I say true, but I love their
performance, not their looks (Although they are both attractive
gentlemen). Johnny is at his comedic finest and you will not stop
laughing and Orlando makes you root for the good guy even harder
then normal and laugh at his comments that compliment Johnny's
"uniqueness". Geoffery Rush is phenomenal and so is
the actor (I am blanking on his name, sorry sir, you were still
awesome) who plays Commodore Norrington (he needs way more publicity,
he was phenomenal as well)...
This is by far the best movie of the year and without a doubt
deserves awards for both content and actor performance. Knowing
the Oscars, it will get overlooked, not enough "big names"
in some over the top boring movie, so my vote goes to them by
buying the DVD and encouraging others to buy it as well. Nothing
says "In your face" to those who keep getting reconized
for less then deserving work then getting surpassed in sales by
"box office poison" Johnny Depp and his 'mates.
Review 2 words. Johnny
Depp.
I originally went to see this movie with my friend soley for the
purpose of gawking at Orlando Bloom. I actually hated the "Pirates
of the Caribbean" ride at Disney Land, because my parents
forced me to go on it numerous times-and singing pirates just
really aren't my thing. But after seeing this movie, I am now
just another one of the millions of fans who are obsessed with
Johnny Depp. He is irresistible as Jack Sparrow and plays him
perfectly. Every one in the theater loved him. And who could blame
them? If you haven't seen this movie yet, you don't know what
you're missing. Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp make the perfect
pirate pair. This is the best movie I've seen for awhile, its
full of laughs and action, plus it's a Disney-so everyone can
enjoy it.
Review: Get me to the
horizon!
the best adventure movie i have seen sofar. Excellent cast...wonderful
backdrop...technically perfect...keira knightly is lovely and
sensible...Johnny depp is simply outstanding. I'm very happy that
i have this movie on my dvd collection. Because, without this
movie no dvd collection is complete. This is a movie you can watch
over and over again and not get bored. Extremely funny...fantastic
action..I wish to see more movies like this. Highly recommendable!
five out of five stars
Review: Perfect pirate
adventure and fun
What makes this movie so good, among other things, is the casting;
Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jack
Davenport, Jonathn Pryce, et al., each seem to have been made
for their roles in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of
the Black Pearl". Depp and Rush, in particular, are so over-the-top
you just can't help but smile at their virtuoso performances.
And director Gore Verbinski just lets them have their fun.
The feel of the movie is somewhere
in the realm between "The Princess Bride" and "The
Lord of the Rings", with plenty of comedy, action, magic,
and creepy evil skeleton pirates. Just the right pacing, plus
an incredible score, keeps the movie going. My only concern is
that the children viewing this might be confused by the nature
of the actual "curse", as it is not spelled out very
clearly. Still, the kids will have plenty of fun with the thrills
and action. Just watching Johnny Depp stumble around and gesticulating
like someone in the throes of a mild acid trip is hilarious enough.
I recommend this movie highly.
Review: Really Great
Movie!
When I first saw Pirates of the Caribbean i was almost in tears
because i didn't want to see it that bad. But, i was forced into
it....and man am I glad i was! I didn't know who any of the actors
were except Orlando Bloom. I fell in a trance watching it....almost
as if I were in the movie. It is a really fun, entertaining moive.
And Johnny Depp's performance was fantastic....he got me hooked
to his films....and just him in general.
I went on the ride as a child and
loved it not knowing there would be an amazing movie after it.
Pirates of the Caribbean is huge! with 2 sequals coming out there
will be more sales than ever.
The DVD is great! I can't stop watching the bonus features...
there sooo neat! Be sure to pick up the Lost Disc for extra features
Review: The funniest
thing ever to come out of a theme park
Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!
With the sequel set to come out in
July, I thought it was time I reviewed the phenomenal movie that
is Pirates of the Caribbean. The basic plot is this: A shipful
of cursed pirates possess a treasure that causes them to turn
into skeletons whenever there's a full moon--which is, through
an unfortunate mistake, every single night. They must return the
treasure to break the curse. Meanwhile, Captain Sparrow holds
a grudge on the Captain, Barbossa, and intends to get around the
slight difficulty of the fact that he is unkillable. Orlando Bloom
as Will Turner lusts after Kiera Knightly as Elizabeth Swann,
despite the fact that she is enaged to Commordore Norrington,
played by Jack Davenport who gives a great performance.
This movie stars two of today's biggest
stars: Johnny Depp, in the performance of a lifetime, and Orlando
Bloom, in a performance that is pretty much an afterthought. I
originally watched this for Bloom, but the character I fell in
love with was Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. He based the character
on Keith Richards, and it shows.
You should refresh your memory with
a quick viewing of this if you don't want to miss Pirates of the
Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest, which is coming out soon and promises
to be one of the best summer movies. However, you'll soon find
yourself watching it again...and again...and again...
The special features are nice, but
the commentaries aren't that great. There are frequent long silences.
The most interesting feature is the interactive exploration of
a pirate ship. There are also some neat featurettes about the
making of the movie, but none of the features are especially standout
good. The main event is definitely the movie itself.
Drink up, me hearties yo ho!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Language English
Budget $140 million
Followed by Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
All Movie Guide profile
IMDb profile
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
is an action-adventure/comedy film set in the Caribbean during
the late 1600s. It was inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean
attractions at Disney theme parks around the world, developed
by Walt Disney himself. Pirates was directed by Gore Verbinski
and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, and became the first Walt Disney
Pictures release to earn a PG-13 rating by the MPAA (all previous
WDP releases were rated G or PG).
As of July 21, 2007, Pirates had grossed
at the box office more than $653 million worldwide—the 25th highest
grossing movie ever. It proved to be a success for Walt Disney
Pictures and, within weeks of its release, the studio announced
that a sequel, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest was
in development (it was released in the United States on July 7,
2007). Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is also in production, slated
for May 25th, 2007[1].
Production
When production for the film was first announced in early 2002,
movie fans and critics were skeptical of its chances of being
a success; the concept of Disney basing a movie upon one of its
own theme-park rides seemed to many a crass marketing ploy. Additionally,
the genre of pirate-themed movies had seen a string of big-budget
flops (Cutthroat Island and Treasure Planet, among others).
The lead character is pirate Captain
Jack Sparrow, played by Johnny Depp. Among the actors also considered
for the role are Jim Carrey, Christopher Walken and Michael Keaton;
professional wrestler Kurt Angle auditioned for the role.[citation
needed]
Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Governor Swann (Jonathan Pryce), the new governor of Port Royal,
Jamaica, and his young daughter Elizabeth (Keira Knightley) sail
from England to the Caribbean on board the H.M.S. Dauntless. A
young officer, Lieutenant Norrington (Jack Davenport) of the British
Royal Navy is also aboard. They come upon a shipwreck with a sole
survivor: a boy named Will Turner (Orlando Bloom). Elizabeth discovers
a golden skull medallion around Will's neck and, fearing that
he will be executed as a pirate, quickly hides it from the others.
Elizabeth briefly glimpses another ship with shredded black sails
vanishing in the mist.
Eight years later, Captain Norrington is being promoted to Commodore.
Elizabeth attends the ceremony at her father's request. Norrington
is in love with Elizabeth and just as he begins to propose to
her on the battlements, she faints, tumbling over the wall into
the bay. Destitute pirate Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp),
only just arrived in Port Royal, rescues Elizabeth from drowning.
The skull medallion Elizabeth is wearing around her neck, emits
a mysterious pulse through the water as she is sinking. (This
scene is reportedly not seen in fileshared versions, and was also
reportedly not in the theatrical version,) After saving Elizabeth,
the occupying British forces attempt to arrest Jack for piracy,
for which he has been branded on the forearm by the East India
Trading Company (pirate lore suggests the tattoos were actually
placed on the foreheads of the convicted). Sparrow escapes and
ducks into a blacksmith shop where he meets Will Turner — now
a blacksmith's apprentice. Will is also in love with Elizabeth,
but due to his common rank, hides his feelings for her. Following
a swordfight with Turner, Sparrow is knocked unconscious by Will's
employer (who slept through the entire fight) and is arrested
and jailed.
That night, Port Royal is besieged by the infamous ghost ship
known as the Black Pearl — a black-sailed vessel crewed by vicious,
bloodthirsty pirates, and captained by a man reputed to be "so
evil that Hell itself spat him back out". The mysterious
pulse that emanated from Elizabeth's medallion has "called"
the Black Pearl. The pirates ransack Port Royal and kidnap Elizabeth
(who hides her true identity by claiming her last name is Turner)
who is in possession of the medallion. She invokes the right of
parlé ("parlai" in Middle English, "parley"
in modern American English—a negotiation or discussion between
two parties, particularly in military situations, during which
no harm can befall the adversary[2]) in order to be taken back
to the ship to Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), Sparrow's former
First Mate of the Black Pearl. Elizabeth asks Barbossa to cease
his attack on Port Royal in exchange for the medallion. Barbossa
agrees but, employing a loophole in their agreements, abducts
Elizabeth.
Jack and Will prepare to commandeer the InterceptorThe next day,
Will (having seen Elizabeth taken by the Pearl's crew) fails in
his passionate efforts to convince Commodore Norrington and the
Royal Navy to immediately pursue the culprits (despite the Commodore's
own feelings towards Elizabeth). While the Commodore puts his
faith in strategy, Will seeks help from Jack Sparrow and agrees
to break him out of jail in exchange for assistance in rescuing
Elizabeth. After absconding with the HMS Interceptor, the Royal
Navy's fastest ship, and assembling a crew on the lawless town
of Tortuga (Spanish for turtle), Jack and Will set off to find
Barbossa and the Black Pearl, which is heading towards Isla de
Muerta — a mysterious island that is said to be undiscoverable,
save for "those who already know where it is."
The Black Pearl attacks Port RoyalHere, we learn the true story
and intentions of Barbossa and his crew. The Black Pearl and its
crew were once under the command of Captain Jack Sparrow until
they mutinied ten years before. Jack was talked into giving the
crew the bearings to Isla de Muerta, the location of a chest of
Aztec gold treasure they sought. Under the command of Jack's first
mate Barbossa, the crew then marooned Jack on a small island,
leaving him a pistol containing only one shot, presumably to put
himself out of misery. The crew found the Aztec treasure, and
believing the tale of the curse to be a myth, took all the treasure
for themselves. Will's father, "Bootstrap Bill" Turner,
was the only member of the crew who protested against the mutiny.
Bootstrap Bill sent one of the cursed gold pieces away to his
son in hopes that the crew would never find it and remain cursed
as a fitting punishment for the mutiny, but in doing so accepted
that the curse would befall him as well. In retaliation, Barbossa
ordered Bootstrap to be tied to a cannon and thrown overboard.
He was last seen according to one of Barbossa's mates of The Black
Pearl, Pintel, falling into the hands of Davy Jones (another pirate
who appears in the sequels).
Too late, the crew discovered that
the curse was indeed real; their gluttony, greed, and lust for
worldly possessions can never be satisfied, and they became undead,
unable to die (the only way possible is if their entire bodies
were completly shattered). Moonlight reveals that the pirates
are living, rotting skeletons that cannot die from a mere gunshot
or stab wound. In order to remove the curse, they must return
all the pieces of the treasure to its chest and give a blood sacrifice
from everyone who removed them. After a decade, they have succeeded
in fulfilling almost all of the requirements to end the curse
— save for obtaining the blood of Bootstrap Bill and the gold
piece he stole. With the medallion (in reality, the last piece
of the treasure) and Elizabeth (whom they believe is the daughter
of Bootstrap Turner) in custody, Barbossa believes he finally
has what he needs to lift the curse.
Just after the Pearl's crew tries—unsuccessfully—to
lift the curse, Will and Elizabeth escape in a boat after sabotaging
the others and leaving Jack behind (in keeping with the pirate's
code, which says "any man who falls behind is left behind").
When Barbossa and the crew discover Jack still on the isle, Jack
offers to trade information on the person whose blood will lift
the curse (Will's) in exchange for his return as Captain of the
Black Pearl. Jack's negotiations come to naught when the Pearl
manages to catch up to the fleeing Interceptor and the crew boards
her. Will is trapped below deck while trying to get the medallion.
Jack escapes and tries to recover the medallion, but it is taken
instead by Barbossa's pet monkey (also named Jack). Successful
in their mission, the Pearl's crew takes the Interceptor's crew—including
Elizabeth—captive and destroys the ship, seemingly with Will on
board.
Even as Elizabeth begins to mourn,
Will climbs aboard the Pearl and reveals himself to the crew as
the true offspring of Bootstrap Bill. Elizabeth and Jack are stranded
on the same island on which Jack was stranded a decade ago, while
Will is taken back for his blood to be shed to complete the requirements
to end the curse. Elizabeth burns all their supplies (Jack's hidden
cache of rum), as well as some of the small island's palm trees,
to create a signal fire to alert Norrington of her location. Elizabeth
and Jack are eventually rescued by Norrington, but Elizabeth is
unable to convince him to go back and rescue Will until Elizabeth
promises to marry him.
Will breaks the curseUpon arriving at the cursed island, Jack
convinces Norrington's forces to lie in ambush for Barbossa's
crew while he goes in and convinces them to come out. He convinces
Barbossa to delay spilling Will's blood to break the curse until
after they have killed the crew of the HMS Dauntless and taken
the ship. This proves to all be part of Jack's plan; however,
he was not expecting the undead crew to walk along the ocean floor
to the ship, which allows them to escape the planned ambush. As
the Black Pearl crew engages the Royal Navy in hand-to-hand combat
aboard the Dauntless, Jack steals one of the cursed coins and
engages in his own swordfight with Barbossa, his former first
mate. Because he stole one of the coins, Jack too is now cursed
and thus can't be killed until the curse is lifted. Moreover,
in order for the curse to be lifted, his blood must now also be
given. During their fight, he distracts Barbossa long enough until
both he and Will can give their blood and return their respective
coins (Will has Elizabeth's medallion, Jack the coin he recently
stole). Before Will drops the coins into the chest, Jack shoots
Barbossa with his pistol, containing the one shot he was given
when marooned after Barbossa's mutiny. When Barbossa claims, "Ten
years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot."
Will claims, "He didn't waste it!" and drops the coins
into the chest breaking the curse. After the curse ends and all
the Black Pearl crew becomes mortal again, Barbossa falls to the
treasure-covered ground and drops his sour, green apple. Once
they realize they are no longer cursed — and now mortal — Barbossa's
crew surrenders to the Royal Navy.
Back at Port Royal, Norrington prepares
to hang Jack as per law, but Will, who believes him decent enough
a man not to deserve death, rescues Jack. Elizabeth, inspired
by Will's sudden defiance, as well as his confession of love towards
her, declines marriage to Norrington and declares her feelings
for Will instead. Norrington agrees to release her from her promise
and Will is pardoned for his criminal act; meanwhile, Jack escapes
and awkwardly falls into the ocean, to be rescued by his crew,
which now man the Black Pearl. Norrington watches as Jack sets
sail for unknown adventure, impressed by the pirate enough to
allow him two days' head start before setting out in pursuit.
Following the end credits, in a final
scene on Isla de Muerta, Barbossa's pet monkey, Jack, climbs out
of the water and onto the Aztec chest, where he takes a piece
of the treasure. Jack's skin sloughs off and the now cursed monkey
glares straight ahead for a moment before pouncing forward, the
scene disappearing into his mouth. This explains why Jack the
monkey is still cursed in Dead Man's Chest.
Reaction
Critics were pleasantly surprised to find the film an enjoyable
swashbuckler, and the movie became a huge box-office success,
grossing over $300 million in North America alone, and made over
$600 million worldwide, thus making it the 26th highest grossing
movie of all time worldwide.
It has been voted onto IMDb's "top
250 films of all-time" list by its users.
The film also received five Academy
Award nominations: Best Makeup, Best Sound, Best Sound Editing,
Best Visual Effects, and a surprise Best Actor nomination for
Johnny Depp.
Other films based upon Disney theme-park
attractions (The Country Bears, The Haunted Mansion) fared poorly;
it is notable, however, that films promoted and distributed by
Disney are often the work of separate production companies (in
this case, Jerry Bruckheimer Films).
"Pirates
of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest" en-us
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Pirates of the Caribbean sets box office records!
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First film in box office history to pass $100 million in only
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($55.5 million) is the highest single-day gross IN BOX OFFICE
HISTORY ]]>
Common misspelling Pirates of the Carribean Costumes
How I Became a Pirate (Irma S and James H Black Award for Excellence
in Children's Literature (Awards)
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Young Jeremy Jacob is plucked from obscurity while innocently
constructing a sand castle and is thrust into a brand-new life
as a pirate. Captain Braid Beard and his crew recognize Jeremy
as an exceptionally talented digger and they happen to be in desperate
need of a digger to help them bury a treasure chest. Jeremy thinks
a pirate life sounds like fun, as long as he’s back the next day
in time for soccer practice, and so he goes along with the ragtag
group of seafaring thugs (with hearts of gold, naturally). And
while Jeremy adores the pirates’ lack of table manners and opposition
to vegetables, he comes to realize that a life away from his parents
lacks some of the niceties to which he’s become accustomed. Nobody
tucks him in at night, for instance, and the only book available
to read is a treasure map. Melinda Long’s story, narrated with
a sense of boastful exaggeration by Jeremy, is full of a sense
of high adventure that's lovingly evocative of Robert Louis Stevenson’s
classic tales. David Shannon's illustrations, full of a goofy
vibrancy, are a perfect accompaniment to the story. (Ages 4 to
8) --John Moe
From School Library Journal
PreSchool-Grade 3-Long has selected an irresistible combination
for this age group-pirates and soccer. Jeremy Jacob is building
a sand castle when a pirate ship lands nearby. His parents are
preoccupied with other chores, so he takes off for an adventure
on the high seas to help the men bury their treasure chest. He
learns that buccaneers don't bother with manners or bedtimes,
which is just fine with him, but it also means no bedtime stories
or being tucked in. He tries to teach the pirates to play soccer,
at least until the ball gets swallowed by a shark. When a storm
hits, forcing the crew to return to shore, Jeremy solves the dilemma
of where to bury the treasure-in his own backyard. He even makes
it home in time for soccer practice. Paired with Shannon's energetic
acrylics of a colorful crew of pop-eyed, snaggly toothed pirates
seen from a variety of zany viewpoints (including upside down)
and a small boy who is clearly having the time of his life, this
rollicking adventure is sure to be a favorite with the storytime
crowd.
Laurie Edwards, West Shore School District, Camp Hill, PA
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.
Review: Arr! Can I Be a Pirate, Too?
If ever there were a children's book that played into every child's
foibles, dreams, and tastes, it's Melinda Long's "How I Became
a Pirate."
I've got to believe that just about everyone out there, young
and old, will find something amusing and true to life in this
fine children's offering.
A sand castle of unusual quality built by Jeremy Jacob attracts
a misfit band of not-too-scary pirates in search of a master digger
to help bury their ill-gotten booty. Jeremy soon finds that the
pirate life is for him--staying up till all hours, saying "Arr,"
and foregoing vegetables. But after finding no one to tuck him
in at night (in a hilarious pirate pile illustrated with great
touches by David Shannon), Jeremy has second thoughts about a
life on the seven seas. In the end, he gets the last laugh in
a delicious little twist ending.
I will consistently go back to books
like "How I Became a Pirate" for their gentle humor,
wonderful illustrations, and pleasant reading that appeals to
children. It's hard to go wrong with those qualities and you would
go wrong if you passed up this delightful little book. I know
my three year old son ate up every word and drawing in it. A surefire
nominee for the 2004 Caldecott medal, in my opinion.
Enjoy!
Review: There's Something
About Pirates
What is it about pirates that intrigues children so much? We've
got pirate movies, play figures, books, "The Pirates of Penzance,"
even the Pittsburgh Pirates and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Perhaps
young Jeremy Jacob, borrowed by some wayward pirates for his digging
skills (to hide the treasure, of course!), offers the best clue:
"But nobody tells pirates to
go bed, to take a bath, or to brush their teeth... In addition,
they don't change into pajamas-unless they want to. Pirates don't
do anything they don't want to-except for maybe swabbing the decks.
Whether it be independence, riches,
the potential to swear, or the boys' club ambiance, pirate stories
are very popular, and "How I Became a Pirate" is one
of the best comical turns at the genre. A motley crew notices
Jacob's sandcastle building and digging talents (no rock music
pun intended, pirate crews are just always motley) of colorful
and friendly lost pirates:
"Ahoy thar, matey! Be this the
Spanish Main?" "No," I said, "this is North
Beach." The pirates decide to take him with them because
they need a good digger. Now, frankly, this is kidnapping (see
Kidnap, the great pirate story by R.L. Stevenson, by the way).
Author Melinda Long handles this deftly: "I didn't think
Mom and Dad would mind, as long as I got back in time for soccer
practice the next day."
Jeremy Jacob has great fun with the
personable pirates. He learns pirate manners (there aren't any)
plays soccer on deck, and sits on a gigantic treasure chest, with
a jeweled crown on his head and doubloons at his feet. Jeremy
thinks he has found his calling.
However, there's a downside to piracy.
Melinda Long starts slowly, as Jeremy notes that pirates' teeth
are green since they don't have to brush them. There are other
signs of civilization and family life that he begins to wish for,
things he probably took for granted before. There's no one to
read him a story or tuck him into bed. And, when a fierce storm
comes, with "everyone yelling and lowering and battening"
he decides that maybe pirate life isn't as cushy and romantic
as he thought. Besides, he has his family, his home, a dog, and
soccer back on land.
The pirate story parody is so easy
to contrive that it risks formulaic retelling. However, author
Long's humorous dialogue and sense of comic timing are great read-out-loud
material. The pirate crew, for example repeatedly acts as a chorus
to the Captain's commands: And if you ever need us, "Braid
Beard added, "just run the Jolly Roger up yonder pile"
"Up yonder pole!" the others shouted. This device gets
a little old after awhile, but it's the kind of interplay elicits
laughter when read aloud. David Shannon's acrylic illustrations
are big, boldly colorful, and dynamic: He crowds the pirates together
and slightly distorts size to convey the bustling deck and interior.
Shannon draws one pirate with a patch on the left eye and one
on the right, the dubiously blind pirate removes them one at a
time to look at the surrounding activity. In a now famous picture
among book fans, Shannon replicates "Washington Crossing
the Delaware" in a spread showing the pirates and Jeremy
rowing towards the ship. It's a comical picture and Long knows
when to lay back: She writes only "That's how I became a
pirate" at the top of the page. Great illustrations and a
narrative that honors both the adventurous and the tender make
this pirate story a standout.
Review: RAISING THE FLAG ON
KID'S ADVENTURE
Now here is a book that really has gotten it right. A lively,
silly, imaginative book, beautifully illustrated and a pure joy
to read. Little jeremy Jacobs visits the beach with his parents
one day and notices a pirate ship. But just him, not his parents
as they are too busy to listen. He soon finds himself invited
aboard the ship by Braidbeard's ship by a typical group of pirates
with patch eyes and hooks for hands. jeremy begins a rousing adventure
on the high seas, eating, playing games, and cavorting with the
pirates. But when he stars getting homesick and the pirates need
a place to bury their treasure, Jeremy invites them to his house
so they can bury it in his backyard. The lively pirate-style language
and the illustrations by David Shannon make this book a sure fire
winner. Encouraging imagination while at the same time making
kids know there's really no place like home. Great fun!
Review: VERY WELL WRITTEN
This book is wonderfull! Not only did David Shannon win us over
again with his illustrations, but the writing is excellent. Melinda
Long can't write another soon enough for my family!
Review: Fabulous book for
kids and their parents!
Once in a while, a great children's book comes along that gives
you the parents as much joy in reading it as the kids get in hearing
it. This is that kind of book! The artwork is incredible, and
the story darling, completely couching the "moral" in
good, clean hilarity. May your children give you plenty of "pirate
kisses" after buying them this book.
I saw the cover of this book and had
to bring it home. My children are getting to old for these books,
but their Mama isn't!
Review: A great pirate adventure
For everyone who ever wondered how to become a pirate, here's
one amusing account. The story is fun to read whether your kids
are all about pirates or not. The pictures are great, the point
is nice, and you can read this one again and again for a rollicking
good time.
Review: Wonderful Book
My four year old absolutely loves this book! The pictures are
bright and colorful. He is intrigued with the story, and wants
me to read it several times a night to him. I would recommend
this book to anyone with a young child who has any interest in
pirates at all.
Review: For Every Kid Who
Ever Dreamed of Being a Pirate!
I like 'tongue-in-cheek' humor and books with colorful phrases
that beg to be read aloud. And this book has all that and more!
Jeremy Jacobs is a lucky boy,indeed, to be hand-picked by a real-live,
green-teethed pirate to sail the 'deep blue sea' with the most
motley crew of pirates ever assembled. You won't believe your
ears when you hear the 'pirate-speak' that Melinda Young has sprinkled
throughout her awesome book. And you won't believe your eyes when
you view the fascinating illustrations created by Caldecott-winning
illustrator David Shannon. 'Shiver me timbers,' kids, you better
ask your parents to buy you this one. It's a real romp of the
old-fashioned kind.
Review: How I Became a Pirate
A Kid's Review
I chose How I Became a Pirate because it tells about a boy who
became pirate.It tells a boy that it is happy when your a pirate.This
is like a first time he becme pirate.When he was apirate he has
lots of fun because he could do whatever he want.
Review: A Family Favorite, March 30, 2005
I don't noramlly buy children's books. But after checking this
one out from the library, then missing it when it was returned,
I bought it for my four-year-old son. Not only does he love it,
but his two-year old sister loves it (and so do Mom and Dad!).
The Pirates aren't scary, the pictures are great, and it's so
fun to read! My kids love to shout along with the pirate crew.
They look for the scraggly cat (he's only on the boat) and the
parrot. They want me to read it every night, and I gladly do.
We are perfecting our pirate voices. This book is a treasure --
but I wouldn't dare bury it in my back yard!
Review: A piece of Art in
more ways then one....,
I bought this for my 4 yr old daughter who has a kinda "thing"
for pirates. She and I were so pleased. The illustrations are
captivating - especially the two page spread where he says "Thats
how I became a Pirate", his arms flung out as he shouts to
the world at the front of the boat. Whimsy, fantasy, the culmination
of any child's dream.....I saw represented on this page.....As
an adult I just found the illustrations excellent and downright
funny at times...
My daughter loved it and so do I!
Review: Captivating for wannabe
pirates
My 4 year old simply loved this book. The illustrations were great
- not too busy like some of the newer books, but intricate. The
story was absorbing and enjoyable for both me and my son, even
on the 25th read in as many days! (o.k., I did start to glaze
over a bit after the second week.)
Review: Ahoy! Beware of Grand
Adventure Ahead!
This fun-filled, adventure fantasy about pirate life is perfect
for any imaginative child. It was even selected by child judges
as the winner of the 2003 Irma Simonton Black and James H. Black
Award for Excellence in Children's Literature. Set in contemporary
times, the adventure begins when five or six-year-old Jeremy Jacobs
runs off with 18th century pirates who have landed on the beach.
Jeremy's delight in his adventures with Captain Braid Beard and
his bedraggled crew of ruffians is obvious from the colorful,
humorous, cartoon style illustrations. (They are similar to those
in Shannon's own No David! book and its sequels). Brimming with
amusing situations and characters, the illustrations match the
tone and content of Long's story perfectly. A great example is
the cover where Jeremy sits gleefully on the Captain's shoulders
with a pirate scarf atop his head and the Captain's parrot on
his own shoulder. A lesson that "the grass isn't always greener
on the other side" is provided when Jeremy begins to realize
the things he misses aboard the pirate ship (i.e., being read
a bedtime story and then tucked in). Highly recommended for ages
4 to 8.
I just HAD to get this book for my
niece - a Peter Pan lover - for her 7th Birthday and now I'm somewhat
sad that I'll no longer have it around! Perhaps I'll have to buy
another for myself!
Another great, amusing pirate adventure
is "Roger, the Jolly Pirate" (2004), by Brett Helquist
(ISBN 0066238064).
Review: Will Be a Classic!
Reviewer: newmom326 (Bristow, VA) - See all my reviews
This is my son's favorite book. He's 2 1/2 but I think that older
children would enjoy it too. Reading about Jeremy Jacob is a nightly
ritual for us. Given a choice of books to read, my son always
picks this one. The story is very cute and the illustrations are
wonderful. Highly recommend!
Review: Mother of a future
pirate
This is a great book for any little boy or girl who loves pirates.
My son, who just turned 4, loves this book so much he walks around
all day just holding it and looking at the pictures (he has it
memorized). It actually made him want to play soccer. It is a
great book.
How I became a Pirate" is one of those great kids' books
that appeals to a much wider range of ages than the publisher
suggests. His parents distracted by grown-up chores, Jeremy takes
off with a band of pirates on a fantastic journey that in "real
time" lasts less than a day. Along the way we learn pirates
don't brush their teeth or eat vegetables--cool! But they also
don't pay attention to the soothing bedtime rituals that this
book will quickly become part of in your own home. Jeremy thinks
better of his new career and goes home, along the way making sure
the pirates return some day. The illustrations in this book are
fantastic, with loads of little details and jokes that make it
fresh each time--which is a good thing because your kids will
demand multiple re-readings. It's well-worth investing in this
one!
Review: And it is it is a
glorious thing to be a pirate king.
While kids have always loved pirates and the piratical life (Peter
Pan, anyone?), the current pirate craze sweeping the nation is
somewhat amazing. Suddenly there are pirate Saturday morning tv
shows, an official Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19), pirate
movies making a mil, and pirate picture books. The breathtaking
success of Melinda Long's, "How I Became a Pirate" is
a little odd, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer story.
Full of all the classic words and actions pirates partake of (with
the possible exception of walking the plank) the book's a good
hearted take on one boy's dream to be a scurvy dog.
Jeremy Jacob is the only person on
the beach that notices when a pirate ship docks near the ocean
shore. Jeremy, up until this moment, has been building a sand
castle, yet the sight of the ship doesn't seem to get anyone's
attention but his own. When Captain Braid Beard and his crew of
seven see Jeremy's sand castle skills they are instantly impressed.
They've a treasure to bury after all and Jeremy's just the lad
to help them. Off he goes to join the pirate's life! There's a
lot of "Aargh!"s and "landlubbers" to learn.
Lots of talking with your mouth full, on board soccer (Jeremy
teaches them how to play), and pillow fights. Unfortunately, Jeremy
also learns that sweet comforts like getting tucked in ("No
tucking!", the crew cried) getting a bedtime story, and receiving
a goodnight kiss are lacking on this ship. After deciding that
maybe he doesn't want to be a pirate after all, Jeremy finds the
perfect place for his friendly crew to hide the booty. In the
end, the pirates sail away happy and Jeremy goes back to his soccer
practice.
A caveat: I'd like to be honest with
you and state for the record that any picture book containing
the sentence, "We must have taken a wrong turn at Bora Bora",
instantly has my love. The story is full of fabulous pirate-inspired
sentences like that one (though I suspect that particular line
has been foisted from a Bugs Bunny cartoon). The pirates for their
own part are happy go lucky fellows, ready to welcome their newest
crewmate on board, no questions asked. There's never a scary moment
on this particular ship, though the pirates deal with a sudden
storm with some relative panic. David Shannon is the illustrator
of this particular outing and as such he's great. Jeremy Jacob
is your typical soccer playing tyke. The pirates themselves are
the real stars of this show, however. With their terribly rotted
teeth and scarred cheeks they might be scary if they weren't so
darn appealing. Kids will enjoy watching the pirate with the patches
over both eyes as he lifts first one and then another to see his
fellows. Shannon places infinite little details and touches throughout
his work as well. The shipboard cat is forever attempting to devour
the captain's parrot. The largest and meanest pirate is seen patiently
buttoning up his pajamas as Jeremy and the captain engage in a
pillow fight. All in all, the illustrations in this story fit
Long's writing perfectly. You couldn't ask for a better pairing
of author and illustrator together.
I think kids everywhere have already
figured out what grown-ups are only now discovering. Pirates are
eternally amusing. This book just taps into the already existing
piratical love sweeping the nation. Had this book been lucky enough
to win a Caldecott award, I wouldn't have batted an eye. It's
a wonderfully rousing tale. A feel good pirate piece, if you will.
And a perfect addition to any up and coming young pirate's library.
Fun for the whole fam.
Review: This be terrific,
me hearties!
It's hard to say what's more endearing and fun: the engaging text
or the clever (and amazingly detailed) illustrations. Most children's
books are OK, a few are totally lame, but a very few are simply
super and do not fade even with the 100th re-reading: this is
one of those that stays funny and will be handed down from boy
to boy in this family. Can't say enough about the illustrations,
there's so much to look for: the pirate who wears TWO eyepatches
(and is always holding one up except when he goes to bed), the
other mean pirate who wears pajamas, the way the parrot and the
scurvy cat eye eachother with suspicion, the wild look on the
boy Jeremy Jacob's face (it's a true to life wild look of a real
boy!). Anyway, this is highly recommended.
Review
My 2 year old son absolutely loves this book. It is what started
his enthusiasm for pirates, and it is still his favorite book
(by far). I also recomend for any pirate loving child a CD of
pirate music by Captain Boggs and Salty (Bedtime Stories for Pirates).
2 boys at home almost 4y and just 2y. They love pirates and this
is the best pirate book I have found (and we have several) My
opinion on other pirate books. Pirate Pete 2.5 ; Everything I
know About Pirates (would be better for older kids) 3.5; Pirate
School 4; Do Pirates Take Baths 4.5; Pirates (by Anastasio) not
a story, just "facts" 4.5. But How I Became a Pirate
is the most fun to read aloud.
Review: AYE MATEYS! My 4yo
Daughters Favorite Book!
Reviewer: A reader
Great Book! My 4 year old daughter wants to hear this book every
night! So Cute! Buy It your child will love it
Review: Best Little Boys Book
I bought this book for my 3 y.o. son this past February. It has
by far become not only his favorite book but the favorite book
of my five year old daughter. They love screaming the words of
the crew when we read this book together. The story line is wonderful
- a small boy who joins a crew of pirates, learns what he likes
and doesn't like about the pirates, lots of exciting adventures,
a shark, a bad storm, and a treasure to bury. It's precious, and
the illustrations are superb. This is perhaps the best little
boys book I have ever bought (I should know - I'm a kid's book
junkie), and it's a great book for little girls as well.
Review: Golden Trap Award
Winner
This book is great. I ran out and bought it as soon as I heard
it for the first time. This book won the Golden Trap Award winner
for all of the islands in our area. My son loves it!
Review: Wonderful for my 6
yr old
My 6 yr. old son has recently become interested in pirates and
this book is adorable. The author tells us about the pirates'lack
of personal hygiene, rules, and most importantly...their lack
of bedtime rituals. My son thinks that these guys are " nice
pirates " and he is inspired to read more.
Reviewer: A reader
This is my 4-year-old son's favorite book. He even tries to brush
his teeth extra good so they don't turn green --like a pirate's
teeth.
Review: Beautiful illustrations
& cute story
'How I Became a Pirate' is about a little boy who goes away with
pirates one day. He learns how to live like a pirate, the joys
(eat anything you want, don't brush teeth, go to sleep whenever)
and the pitfalls (no one to comfort you, no one to tuck you in).
Finally he decides to go back to his family.
This story is fun to read and the illustrations even capture my
babies's eye :) I do like the importance based on having a family
& having someone to comfort you & read to you.
The only potential drawbacks &
why I gave it 4 instead of 5 stars (and I might be being critical)
is that:
1.) it might give the message that it is okay to leave your family
to go off with strangers
2.) also it is fun to not brush your teeth & eat like a slob.
Overall, though, I would recommend
this book.
Review: Cute, engaging, fun
Jeremy, probably feeling a little neglected on the beach, goes
off with a band of pirates. He feels his parents won't mind as
as long as he is back in time for soccer practice the next day.
Initially, he finds this adventure to be exciting, liberating
and great fun. Soon he realizes a pirate's life is not exactly
ideal. There's no tucking in, no books, and no goodnight kisses!
Of course, a storm must swoop down on the ship and the treasure
is in peril. Jeremy has the ideal solution, which you'll love.
Review: Wonderful Pirate Fantasy
After seeing his sandcastle at the beach, a ship of pirates decides
to take Jeremy Jacobs aboard their ship. At first Jeremy loves
the life of a pirate ("No one tells you to eat your spinach),
but after there is no one to tuck him or comfort him during a
storm, Jeremy decides to return home. Accompanied by detailed
illustrations this book is recommended for anyone who likes pirates.
Review: Educators Recommend
You'll never again read another pirate book without comparing
it to this treasure of a tale-it's that good.
There's Jeremy Jacob, sitting on the beach, building sandcastles,
minding his own business when what should appear but a pirate
ship! When the captain, Braid Beard, sees what a fine digger Jeremy
is, he convinces him to join his crew. "We've been needin'
a digger like yourself," says Beard, "We've a chest
of treasure to bury."
And so Jeremy is off. He quickly picks
up piratical ways. Soon he is seen swaggering around the poop
deck, singing sea chanteys (loudly), and slinging pirate lingo
here and there ("landlubber," "scurvy dog")
along with his food.
Ah yes, the life of a pirate. Nobody
telling you when to go to bed, when to take a bath, or even brush
your teeth! What could be more perfect?
But avast! There are some downsides
to pirate-hood Jeremy soon discovers. Pirates are not very good
soccer players. And when night falls and Jeremy asks Braid Beard
to tuck him in and read him a story, Beard bellows, "Tuck
you in?...Pirates don't tuck." (They also don't read-`ceptin'
treasure maps of course.)
Suddenly a storm whips up. After lightning
hits the ship's mast and breaks it in two, the plans for burying
the treasure are sunk. Jeremy, quick-thinking pirate that he is,
knows "the perfect digging spot."
And so the story ends as the pirates
row back to shore and bury the treasure in a most safe place-Jeremy
Jacob's backyard.
The story is wonderfully wacky and
full of good humor. Shannon's bright, acrylic illustrations are
truly inspired. (Think Vermeer gone a little crazy.) Each double-page
spread if filled to overflowing with action and vitality. The
characters' piratical expressions are laugh-out-loud funny.
A must-have for your classroom. Children's
books don't get much better than this.
Reviewed by the Education Oasis Staff
Everything I Know About Pirates (Hardcover)
Amazon.com
Ahoy there, matey! All buccaneers to the poop deck or
ye'll be walkin' the plank! Aaarrgh! Author and illustrator Tom
Lichtenheld always wondered why pirates' pants are so raggedy
on the bottom edges, and what makes pirates so crabby all the
time, and why it is that earrings were macho on pirates way before
they became cool for any other guys. So he decided it was up to
him to write the final word on piratedom. This encyclopedia of
spectacularly unscientific, unfounded facts about those nasty
brigands of the sea will thoroughly satisfy the curiosity of landlubbin'
vermin and pirate wannabes alike. Complete with name charts (pick
one word from each of three columns to come up with a name like
Blind Tooth Willy or One Boot Kidd), diagrams of swashbuckler
fashion, and cutaway views of pirate ships, this volume is chock
full of unforgettable and indispensable details of the buccaneering
life. Did you know, for example, that pirates are very clumsy--why
else would they always end up with eye patches and hooks? And
the skull and crossbones was not discovered inside the desk of
a seventh-grader in De Kalb, Illinois, as is commonly believed.
It was Leonardo "Peg Leg" da Vinci who invented the
design. Confused by all this technical lingo? Check out the Official
Pirate Glossary in the back. Lichtenheld's hilarious illustrations
and outrageous nonsense makes for a delicious reading experience
for swashbucklers of all ages. (Ages 4 and older) --Emilie Coulter
From Publishers Weekly
Newcomer Lichtenheld's picture book spoof of a reference on all
things piratical will shiver the timbers and tickle the funnybones
of those salts, both young and old, with a penchant for silliness.
Waltzing through a compendium of merry myths about the terrors
of the high seas, Lichtenheld sends up everything from buccaneers'
wardrobes (holey boots "ventilated to prevent toe crud";
the origins of "scaredy pants") to their surly looks
("the Pirate Sneer") and their loot ("gold coins,
jewelry, and high-end Japanese electronics"), all to mirthful
visual accompaniment. He traces the evolution of the pirate flag
(the "1620 Hot Dog and Crossbones" was an abject failure,
due to the fact that it was "not very scary"), and provides
a handy do-it-yourself pirate name chart (because the pirates
are "not going to let you in with a name like Nathan or Ashley").
The off-the-cuff commentary maintains a rapid-fire, gag-a-minute
pace that dips into the kind of crudeness certain youngsters crave
(polka dots on pirates' hankie headscarves "are actually
old booger stains"), and the jaunty cartoon illustrations,
rendered against a parchment-like backdrop in ink, colored pencil,
gouache, pastels "and ear wax," as the fore to aft.
Ages 4-8. (May) Copyright 2000 Cahners Business Information.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.
Review: Everything I Know
About Getting Kids to Read-
If you don't find humor in this book, you just don't know how
to laugh. For kids, there is nothing funnier than talking about
boogers, B.O., and other stinky stuff. Adults sometimes loose
site of the fun stuff in life...get this book and lighten up...you
just might remeber what if feels like to be a kid again. If you
are looking for hard facts about pirates, this is not the book
for you (which, if you read the editor's review you would know).
Tom Lichtenheld did a wonderful job incorporating a savy sense
of humor, a rich vocabulary, and interesting illustrations into
a book that kids will want to read.
Review: What my grandson said
. .
I haven't read this book, but my 5-yr-old grandson, Ryan Shaffer
of Houston, Texas, has and he said in a phone call: "This
is my favorite book ever." Sounds like a pretty good endorsement
to me!
Review: Lame & Vulgar
as a double-pegged-leg pirate
Sorry, folks, spend your doubloons elsewhere. This book is not
very funny and teaches nothing (except that one can publish children's
books that use "boogers" for cheap laughs). I've had
to explain to my son that the author didn't really know anything
about pirates but wrote a book anyway. As another reviewer has
rightly commented, there are better books about pirates for kids.
Far better.
Review: I only have one eye
and one leg so I didn't find this funny,
Forget the so-called humor that makes fun of all us one-eyed,
one-legged folks -- it also isn't particularly funny. When I read
this book to my son (age 43), he didn't laugh once! Of course,
he lost his vocal cords in a tragic pig calling contest, so perhaps
that isn't a fair barometer.
Review: Forget the kids!
As a 45 year old Kindergarten teacher, I picked this book up over
summer and had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard! Lichtenheld's
pictures are comical, too. I hope he writes many more "everything
I know about..." books. I hope to have my students write
'everything I know' essays.
Review: A great read for dads
and sons
My son is 5 and he asks me to read this one alot. We've read it
all the way through several times and I'm sure we will some more.
So Bleearrrggg and Shiver-me-timbers! Set sail for a fun time
with your kids. A great book for little pirates and big ones too.
Review: A boys favourite!
Reviewer: A reader
My 6 year old son thinks this book is wonderful. I recommend it
for boys aged 5-9.
Review: great read, even for
adults
The older I get the more I enjoy childrens books, and I really
enjoy them when they're intelligent, witty, charming, well illustrated
and "Everything...Pirates" is all the above and more.
From the intricately drawn end covers to the tiny comments hidden
around the pages, this is a tour inside a child's mind of all
those questions that needed answers about pirates. Highly recommended!
A Pirate of Exquisite Mind : Explorer, Naturalist, and Buccaneer:
The Life of William Dampier (Hardcover)
From Publishers Weekly
Dampier's adventures and observations ignited the imagination
of a generation, but today his name is largely unknown. This exhaustive
biography by Diana Preston (Lusitania: An Epic Tragedy; The Boxer
Rebellion; etc.) and husband Michael won't make Dampier famous
again, but it will give readers a clear understanding of one of
the most well-traveled men in history. In the late 1600s, Dampier,
an Englishman, circumnavigated the globe three separate times.
The authors draw heavily on the books and articles Dampier published
about his adventures, and they include the most mundane of details
("The buccaneers sailed on, pausing to bury at sea one of
their number, who apparently expired of high fever exacerbated
by hiccups brought on by a drinking bout at La Serena").
During his time as a buccaneer, Dampier launched dozens of raids
on gold-laden Spanish ships, marched through Panama's jungles
and mutinied many times. What distinguished him from an ordinary
pirate, as the title indicates, was his sharp eye for observation.
He was the first self-made naturalist to visit the Galapagos;
his sketches of the region's turtles set the stage for Darwin's
future visit. He also drew detailed maps of nearly every place
he visited, charts that defined Western Europe's knowledge of
the Americas and the South Seas. His theories about how wind patterns
affect ocean currents are still used today. Indeed, Dampier's
scientific and historical legacy holds up better than his swashbuckling
escapades, which, though exciting, hold slightly less novelty.
65 b&w illus., maps.
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed
Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.
William Dampier is important today
for many of the same reasons that made him fascinating to his
17th- century contemporaries. He was a representative man of his
time: master navigator and peerless recorder of winds, currents,
coastlines, seasonal weather and even magnetic fluctuation in
England's great age of exploration. As another biographer of Dampier,
W. Clark Russell, remarked, "No skillfuller body of seamen
were ever afloat." Although more mariners of his time than
might be expected left journals, maps and other writings, Dampier
was but one example of the breed, and hundreds of other men lived
out similar stories.
The men who became sailors were younger
brothers like Dampier -- or poor, reckless characters greedy for
wealth, experience and adventure. Dampier knew some Latin. Perhaps
his parents did what they could to prepare him for the clergy
or the law, but, orphaned at 16, he was instead apprenticed to
a shipmaster. His first trips, which this biography by Diana and
Michael Preston omits, along with almost all of his early life,
were standard experiences: commercial voyages and then a stint
in the navy in the Third Dutch War. Dampier's rambling, opportunistic
travels, which had him jumping from ship to ship, experiencing
sudden destination changes and enduring deprivation, were all
common. After serving in the merchant marine and the navy, he
became by turns coastal trader, privateer and outright pirate,
and he rose to the leadership of two financed expeditions, one
by Bristol speculators.
In his sealed bamboo carriers, Dampier
preserved botanical and zoological notes, as was expected of a
man in his position. As early as the 1660s, the Royal Society
asked mariners to do exactly what Dampier did. Books before his,
such as Robert Knox's An Historical Relation of Ceylon (1681),
organized their chapters according to the Society's categories
of knowledge. In contributing to the evolution of lists of what
was to be collected, Dampier helped shape his own, Edmund Halley's
and others' scientific expeditions.
There are two problems with this biography.
First, it is not well written. Dampier's sea life can be divided
neatly by his major voyages, but A Pirate of Exquisite Mind is
imbalanced toward his first. The prose is often turgid and far
too dependent on A New Voyage Around the World, Dampier's first
and least impressive book. His slogs on foot through Central America
seem endless and pointless. We are not told that buccaneers were
usually trying to establish dependable trading contacts and routes
or even settlements in parts of the world beyond the laws of any
nation. Dampier's ambitions largely conformed to this economic
model, as we see, for example, in his attempts to set up as a
logwood trader. He and other privateers were also patriots, disrupting
the shipping lines of England's enemies, attempting to intercept
shipments of gold that paid for war.
The authors are better at narrating
his expedition to Australia and make telling points about the
contrasts between the culture of buccaneers, with the rules that
had evolved to govern independent men on long voyages in close
quarters, and that of the Royal Navy. It is not until the authors
introduce another privateer, Woodes Rogers, into the narrative
and compare him in some detail to Dampier that they establish
a smooth, authoritative voice. Even so, they squash this voyage
into 14 pages, although it was Dampier's third around the world
and took three years.
The second problem is the portrait
of Dampier. The Prestons desperately want him to be first and
singular. They repeat "first to . . . ," sometimes correctly,
but more often not. For example, they want Dampier to be the first
European to reach Australia, but their muddled prose suggests
that they are straining to obscure the Dutch explorer Janszoon
Tasmen. Almost all of their claims about Dampier as a writer are
inaccurate. Voyage literature was enormously popular before he
wrote -- he joined the second great outpouring. Books such as
Knox's, a reprint of Drake's voyages and Alexander Exquemelin's
fascinating Buccaneers of America, which Dampier mentions, may
have inspired his accounts, as he surely encountered them all
when he arrived in London in 1691. Dampier's dedication to A New
Voyage claimed he had "a hearty Zeal for the promotion of
useful knowledge" (the motto of the Royal Society). As a
privateer, he devoted that zeal to his "Country's advantage."
In the Prestons' hands, however, Dampier
emerges as irascible and driven by a hunger for gold. In reality,
he was a premier example of his time's embrace of empirical methods
and desire to explore the entire globe. He explained one of his
changes of ships by noting, "It was not from any dislike
to my old Captain but to get some knowledge of the Northern Parts
of this Continent of Mexico." The authors also leave out
other major aspects of his personality, which are apparent in
his four autobiographical books. His religion, for instance, is
gone, as is the fascination with forms of government that he shared
with his contemporaries (including Knox and Exquemelin) in the
time when Englishmen remembered a civil war and a republic, and
then saw a hereditary monarch displaced by a foreigner. The authors
lose sight of his lively sense of humor, the detail that his interest
in zoology seems to have been largely culinary and his ability
to make himself unnoticeable when that was appropriate. Yet he
could not have survived to age 63 had he not been a master of
managing intricate situations and avoiding confrontations. The
authors' inattention is especially frustrating since, in nearly
every respect, Dampier is that best of biographical subjects --
the representative but exceptional person, one who reveals the
indomitable spirit and amazing knowledge of the hundreds of men
who lived out the same stories but did not find a publisher.
Reviews
I really enjoyed "A Pirate of Exquisite Mind". I have
always been drawn to historical biographies ("Galileo's Daughter",
"The Last Alchemist") and this tale of William Dampier
a sometimes pirate and alltimes scientific observer really captivated
me. I'm not too well versed in the time period covered by the
book (the 1680 through 1714) so I found much to be surprised and
entertained by. Descriptions of the wild and rough life on the
fringes of European civilization contrasted well with the glimpse
provided of little-touched or oftentimes completely unexplored
islands in the Pacific. I was also interested in the depictions
of the buccaneer culture, its social conventions and the consequences
that result in disrupting that society. It was a fascinating time,
Dampier was a very interesting character and "A Pirate of
Exquisite Mind" was an enjoyable and enlightening book.
Review: An Exquisite Biography
A remarkable man died sometime in 1715 in London and was buried
in an unmarked grave.
This would be of little note were it not for the fact he was one
of the greatest explorers of all time, a pioneering navigator,
a naturalist, hydrographer, travel writer and - probably to his
disadvantage - a pirate. His maps were used by James Cook and
Horatio Nelson, among others; his work as a naturalist influenced
von Humboldt and Darwin, and his writings stirred the imagination
of Defoe, Coleridge and Swift. He circumnavigated the world three
times and was the first Englishman to explore Australia.
It was William Dampier's lifelong ambition to achieve wealth and
fame. Though he found some of the latter before his death he was
frustrated at almost every turn in his efforts to accomplish the
former and, sadly, died in debt.
Diana and Michael Preston have given the man his due in their
biography, "A Pirate of Exquisite Mind."
Dampier was a man of his time and, thus, is not without fault
in the modern view. But he had more tolerance than many of his
contemporaries, despised superstition and saw curiosity about
the world around us as among the highest of virtues.
For a man whose writing had (and continues to have) so much influence
on so many others, it is surprising that William Dampier is largely
forgotten, even in his birthplace of East Coker, Somerset. Before
this long overdue biography, the Prestons found almost everything
known about Dampier came from his published books. None of his
original journals have survived.
The Prestons searched out manuscripts in the British Library and
moldering papers in various record offices and then went one better
than many biographers, actually visiting the many places his path
took him around the world.
There are aspects of his life the authors only skimmed over and
which I wish they had given more attention. While not quite as
readable as "Blue Latitudes," the Tony Horwitz book
on Cook, I found much to admire in this book.
Review: The first modern biography
of pirate genius
A Pirate Of Exquisite Mind: Explorer, Naturalist, And Buccaneer:
The Life Of William Dampier is the first modern biography of the
pirate genius William Dampier who was also an intrepid explorer,
observant naturalist, and more. This was an extraordinary man
whose exploits influenced fellow pirates, and even went on to
inspired Charles Darwin, who as a young man found his books a
treasure trove of information. Dampier journeyed three times around
the world at a time when one circumvention was cause of celebration,
living with buccaneers, producing best-selling books, and influencing
scientists and explorers alike. A fascinating biography evolves.
Review: Fearless intellect
William Dampier was what many people can only fantasize of achieving
in their lifetime. From the hot, clammy, precarious jungles of
Central America, South America and Southeast Asia, to the barrenness
of Australia's seashores and all places in between, Dampier's
three voyages around the world totaled more than 200,000 miles.
Beginning on the sugar plantations of Jamaica at the age of twenty-one,
it was fortune and fate that he had a falling out with the owner.
For the next several years he was in the company of pirates, always
seeking that elusive Spanish treasure fleet, but all the while
observing, recording and writing of his natural, physical and
celestial surroundings.
Following his years as a pirate, he was employed by English dignitaries
to explore and surmise the world. His life was a timeless series
of wonder from one place to another. One voyage led to another,
year after year, nautical mile after nautical mile.
He made major contributions to science in the areas of botany,
zoology, anthropology, navigation, etc. Many distinguished and
prominent scientists, authors, explorers and navigators were influenced
one way or another by Dampier's achievements.
A man of astonishing accomplishments. Very well written.
Pirate History from Wikipedia
In the popular modern imagination, pirates of the classical period
were rebellious, clever teams who operated outside the restricting
bureaucracy of modern life. In reality, many pirates ate poorly,
did not become fabulously wealthy, and died young.
Unlike traditional Western societies
of the time, many pirate clans operated as limited democracies,
demanding the right to elect and replace their leaders. The captain
of a pirate ship was often a fierce fighter in whom the men could
place their trust, rather than a more traditional authority figure
sanctioned by an elite. However, when not in battle, the ship's
quartermaster usually had the real authority.
Many groups of pirates shared in whatever
booty they seized, according to a complicated scheme where each
man received his alloted share of the prize. Pirates injured in
battle might be afforded special compensation. Often all of these
terms were agreed upon and written down by the pirates. These
articles could also be used as incriminating proof that they were
outlaws.
Pirates readily accepted outcasts
from traditional societies, perhaps easily recognizing kindred
spirits, and they were known to free slaves from slave ships and
welcome them into the pirate fold.
Such egalitarian practices within
a pirate clan were tenuous, however, and did little to mitigate
the brutality of the pirate's way of life.
The classical age of piracy coexisted
with imperialism. Imperialism required merchant vessels to transport
goods and warships to protect the trade ships from pirates and
privateers. Living conditions on the warships were horrible even
by 17th-century standards; sailors were often fed rotten food,
frequently suffered from scurvy or other nutritional disorders,
and could be counted lucky to escape their service without a debilitating
injury. Two life-threatening and omnipresent forces in the sailors'
lives were the sea and the ship's captain. English captains were
known to have been extremely brutal; the captain held a sort of
sovereign power aboard his ship and many were unafraid to abuse
that power. It is thought that the service of an English sailor
during England's imperial reign is the most inhumane of all wartime
duties to date. To fill the warships, officers would sometimes
forcibly conscript or "press-gang" boys and young men
to replace lost crew.
The horrid living
conditions, constant threat to life, and brutality of the captain
and his officers pushed many men over the edge. Possessing seafaring
skill, a learned intolerance for absolute authority, and a disdain
for the motherland they might have believed abandoned them, many
crews would simply mutiny during an attack and offer themselves
and their ship as a new pirate vessel and crew.
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